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14 Things Every Woman Should Take Out Of Her Closet And Burn

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Like training wheels and braces, at a certain age some things just aren't cute anymore.

In fact, at a certain age, cute is over.

In and outside of the work place, young professional women should dress like they have jobs, pay taxes, and have moved out of the double bedroom on the second floor of their parents' house they used to share with their younger sister.

For ladies slugging it out working on Wall Street, this is crucial. You will see your colleagues a lot, and you will need to look sharper and more put together than them 100% of that time. Ask any woman who's ever spent a day at an investment bank.

Luckily, this isn't necessarily a hard thing to do.

However, there are a few all-too-commonly found pieces of clothing in the American woman's wardrobe that can destroy any impression of adulthood or maturity. We've collected a number of them here.

Like, girl, you should never have anything written on your butt.

Scrunchies

Unless you have a time machine, there's really no reason to own one of these relics of a (dark) bygone era. Some women say they use them to pull their hair back at the gym, or while washing their faces.

Sorry, no. Those are still not acceptable places or times to be seen with a scrunchie, because there are no acceptable places or times to be seen with a scrunchie.



Graphic Tees

You are too old for this if you're above the age of 25. Buy a polo shirt, or wear a button up if you don't want to be particularly dressy in public. Otherwise tee shirts should really only be worn to the gym or while you're suffering from a terrible, terrible hangover.

Also, it should be noted that tees are especially horrible when they  have words on them. They're even worse if those words are in a language you do not speak.



Jean mini skirts.

Teenagers and little children can pull this off because no one expects them to look like responsible taxpayers anyway.

It's too short, girl.



See the rest of the story at Business Insider

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